Selfish.........

Hello everyone, I’m glad to see that you’ve stopped in once again to read my thoughts. Things have been going very well here in Ms Jessica land.

I do have something on my mind that maybe one of you out there can help me with. I have this phone sex caller with a very unique situation. He has a very VERY tiny cock! I know that doesn’t seem unique but keep reading. He complains to me that he and his wife no longer have sex. He whines about how his wife is always out enjoying the opposite of what he can offer her, HUGE COCK. Apparently she comes home with all sorts of juicy details and shares them with my caller and this drives him nuts. I’ve asked him very specific questions on why he thinks his sex life is the way it is and he had no idea. Once I shed some light on the subject and explained to him that his puny pecker was a direct reflection on his masculinity he started to get nervous. If you aren’t satisfying your woman, she WILL go else where, its just fact. This is where it gets interesting.

I gave him suggestions on ways that could make her happier in the bedroom, first being, he needed to please her any way possible. One would hope that the easiest way would be to use his tongue and dazzle her pussy to levels of delight she never dreamed possible. Do you know what he said?

“Eww that’s just nasty, and besides, I don’t feel any pleasure if I’m eating her out. I want to get off too!” I almost dropped my phone!

Before I knew it, my words were flying out of my mouth! I said, “YOU feel no pleasure? How do you think she feels EVERY time she has had sex with you!!!?!?! Its not all about YOU! She is a woman and she needs to be made to feel like one! I felt bad for this woman. She had to deal with his minuscule fuck stick with out any rewards for herself and he wouldn’t even TRY to satisfy her with his mouth. SELFISH and TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!!! I finally told him that if he didn’t up his game, she would seek as much man cock as humanly possible and he would be destined to a relationship with nothing more than his hand for the rest of his life.

Moral of the story:  If you are SHORT ON MEAT, YOU HAVE TO EAT!!!