Jokes

I have had a few callers ask me if I had any good fag jokes. Here are a few that I’ve run across and a few that other callers have sent to me. Enjoy!

 

What’s the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out!

What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit? 

 

Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, “Ok, who farted?” 

 

Why’d the fag get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job!!!

 

What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?

 

What’s the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?

 

What do you call a fag dentist?
The tooth fairy of course!

 

What do you call the foreskin on a faggot?
Mudflaps!

 

How can you tell if a bank robber is a faggot? 
He ties up the safe and blows the Security Guard!

 

What do fags call hemorrhoids? 
Speed bumps!

What do you call a fag in a sleeping bag?

A fruit roll up !!

 

What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?

A flamethrower!

 

I must admit that several of these made me laugh. So, here you go cupcake, I have posted several jokes for you.

If any of you have jokes that you would like me to post up here on my blog, just email me and I’ll be sure to do it for you.

As always,

Licks and Pinches