As some of you know, I have been very busy making those wedding plans. Its a very hectic time for a new bride however the pay off will be amazing.  I have one phone sex caller who is totally upset about my marriage plans. He led himself into the fantasy that he and I would be together living happily ever after. This idiot actually thought I would give him the time of day. I was ALL to happy to set him straight. He has nothing that could even make me consider entertaining the idea of us being in a romantic relationship. He often talks about how perfect it would be for him to be granted permission to slide that pencil dick into my goddess like pussy. For him to be allowed to mount me and pump that tiny fuck stick in and out until it explodes. I have explained to him how the thought of that makes my skin crawl. He just doesn’tget it- until the last time we spoke. I was just completely blunt with him. I said “Ok bitch, IF I had a box of anti nausea medication and 2 minutes to spare, my answer would still be FUCK NO! However, I would enjoy fuckinghim, with my strap on – all 10 inches of it. I want to make this retard the poster child for bitch boy of the month.lmao! Hearing him squeal like a nasty little pig makes me laugh every time. I am sure he must realize by now that my interest in him is purely comic and nothing more.  After all, the teasing and denial, the ruined orgasms, and level of humiliation he endures MUST be torture.  

As Always,

Licks and Pinches,