Hello darlings, this is Miss Ryan.
Now, before you ask, I already know you must be saying, ‘Ms Ryan, you say? Whatever would Miss Ryan be doing posting to Miss Jessica’s blog?’ And if you’ll give me a moment, I can explain.
As some of you may be aware, Miss Jessica was moving into a new house on the lake a few weeks ago and we had thought she would be back up and running by now but, unfortunately, the monstrosity that is AT&T has decided to be somewhat … difficult. They have had more problems than you could imagine in getting her phone service and internet back up and running. We expect that she will be back amoung the connected sometime this weekend, even if I have to go down there myself and have a “talk” with the good people at AT&T (readies the 15″ strapon and bullwhip).
So I would like to dispell a few rumours that have been circulating. No, Miss Jessica was not, in fact, kidnapped by a roving pack of sissies that were looking for a full girly makeover. The strokerpets of the world did not all converge on Georgia in retaliation for her inherent cruelty when dealing with denial. And, finally, Georgia was not blown off the map by Russia … the fine folk in Alabama made sure to take care of their neighbors like a cuckold takes care of his hot wife.
Now that we’ve gotten all of these rumours out of the way, don’t you feel better? Miss Jessica should be back this weekend, taking your phone sex calls and listening to your moans.
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